On Saturday my wife was working in our garden and alerted me to the fact that there appeared to be a swarm of puny locusts emerging en...

It irritates me when someone asks, "How are you?" Usually, it's said without the question mark. More flat, as in "Hello." So why the...

"If you want a fuck'n dog get a fuck'n dog" I yelled, exasperated. She took that as a "Yes." So now I have a fuck'n dog.

I never went looking for grief. Who would? But grief found me, as only it could. Sorry you were the one to deliver it. Gonna take a while...

Quadarieongazzooes. They'll be here soon. Name's long, so let's call them Q's Get the word out, They're looking for you. Not just you Any...

I have to say I'm kind of impressed with my new phone's camera and its video resolution when it captured my apian friend here. But after...

I told you you'd miss me when I was gone, not there for the damned press to kick around anymore. But none of you were ever big on...