The Alley Blues

I'm just a lonely bowling ball

Was born to roll but now I'm stalled

If I had my druthers

I'd get out of the gutter

And keep on strolling down the lane

I'm not the type who's prone to loll

Just need a nudge toward the wall

The league all keeps yellin'

That I'm just no Magellan

And my plight is ruining the game