Ambien? No Ambien? I’m wary, confused and scared. Will sleep aids help me avoid Janet or will they lock me in a cell with her by...

T-shirt slogan: “6+4+3=2.” Me being not much of a sports fan, it took me awhile to figure that out. And now that I have I no longer want...

Seems everyone wants attention. Some are willing to risk ‘25-to-life’ to get it. Others slaughter dozens to get it posthumously. Not real...

Who would’ve thought that the time of COVID would reveal that burqas are the best. And we all thought they symbolized women being...

I and the others are herded out of the room of horror where some crazy lady named Janet (or was it Janice. Oh shit! I hope she doesn’t...

———— “Next stop Willoughby. Willoughby. Willoughby. Next stop, Willoughby.” Those words from the first season of the Twilight Zone,...

Is there a shortage of idealism? I feel I’ve run out of it. In my experience Experience kicks Idealism’s ass. Age has made me a closet...

I like haiku. I’m better at it than jujitsu, Like so many things it’s fun to do but hard to do well. Dazzled to frazzled Everybody’s...

It was a dark and stormy night. Well Fuck you! It was! You can’t see the Furies approach on a dark and stormy night. On a dark and stormy...

Goddamn it, the brain got stuck thinking about religion again today. I was walking home from my volunteer job this morning and got to...

No one likes to think they’re the purveyors of doom. Sometimes you just stumble into the role. Case in point: It’s late. I’m a little...

I recently discovered a new (to me) site where you can type in gibberish and it will claim to tell you what famous author your prose most...

Jainism must be rough. How do you follow ahimsa and justify brushing your teeth? Roe v Wade on a microbial level.

You used to call me on my cell phone. No you didn’t I just made that up Always wished you would have though You know it didn’t have to be...

Wow! They’re fucking serious!

Fred Meyer. Finally got a name. She’s been seeing this guy for months. I was blind sided, and apparently blind sighted-so unaware of her...

Prejudice. I have a solution. Blind everyone. That’d probably go a long way toward solving the problem. So we’re left with taste, touch,...

This is a toy I brought home from a craft show in Alpine, Wyoming last year. -Tap on the mov below and then tap ‘download’ after download...

Breathe in. Breathe out. The first and last things one does. Between those two actions there are many other matching cycles, full circles...

There’s this blonde guy walking home after visiting the fish market. He encounters a cat who asks “What’s in the bag?” “If you must know,...