Burqas are the best

Who would’ve thought that the time of COVID would reveal that burqas are the best. And we all thought they symbolized women being oppressed. Turns out these ladies are just looking out for us and themselves. Only thing lacking is eye protection - I suggest designer sunglasses.

Burqas and sunglasses for all, I say.

I’m so looking forward to seeing the reaction at Walmart and Costco if this hygienic trend catches on.

How did men react?

“Well I ain’t wearing no fucking burqa!” Shouts Steve.

“Darling please”, soothes his wife, Charlene. “It’s not a burqa; it’s a burqma-a burqa- like garment for men. Main difference is the codpiece identifying you as a male.” She giggled as she whispered, “Bonus: the codpiece doesn’t have to represent your actual penis size.”

Of course all the Steve’s of the world refused. “I’m fine in my jeans and mustache! No mas! No more! No mask!”

And COVID took them all.

Sadly, all the men in this tale were named Steve.

The women in burqas grieve. They, not their men, defeated COVID.

All the Steves are gone, the burqa clad women realize, lucidly,

“Time to shed these burqas and explore gender fluidity.”