I’m pissed! No, Really

Jeez! You know what pisses me off?

Pissing.

Once an unexceptional bodily function turning into a desperate need. The slightest provocation, say washing my hands prior to cooking, results in my urinary tract blasting to my brain, “Time to pee. NOW!” My world shrinks to this single reality. So far I’ve been lucky to avoid peeing my pants. But, realistically, how long can I last?

I see Depends in my future along with humiliations, sadness, and death. The last being a sweet relief from the formers.