I still embrace dumb ideas

I argue with my wife and it’s “Fuck you! I’m sleeping outside! I’m not sleeping with you!”

Actually, no big deal. Summer evening; I’m cool. Throw my bedroll on the lawn and doze until awoken by the sprinkler system. I’m cold and wet when I go indoors and crawl into bed. It’s dark and I can’t see it but I’m pretty sure there’s a smirk on her face.