It’s finals week

Hi, I’m Alice. This is my friend, Richard Cory - Of Simon and Garfunkel fame. I used to work in his factory. Never heard of him? Don’t worry, we’re all the same. We walk along the edge of the abyss until we stumble over a scruple, fall, reach out with our left hand, our weaker one, grasping for the edge of reality…and drop into eternity. It’s inevitable. What are you waiting for?