Just rewards

There’s this homophobic Islamic suicide bomber who longs to be a martyr. “So looking forward to that reward of 72 virgins.” (Psst-he’s one too.)

BOOM! Bomber’s flesh, along with the flesh of those three children standing nearby, spatters the sidewalk and the bystanders lucky enough to escape injury.

The virgins arrive as prophesied, but not one is of the opposite sex.