Ordering at cafe Buddha

Oooommmm…. I’d like prime.….

I drifted and wondered why wasn’t one a prime number. Which led to “What is the definition of a prime number?”

Glad you asked. A prime number has only two DISTINCT divisors, one and itself. So one gets disqualified. One and one are not distinct.

(We all know our ego stands in stark contrast to that, but I digress)

Yay. Two is the first prime number. I’m not surprised- two is better than one - twice as good, in fact.

Three? Even better. Four? You suck. Five? Love ya. Six? Take a siesta. Seven? Prime heaven. …….

Oh. Sorry ma’am. Senior moment; Eleven ounce prime rib will be fine.