Pack attack

Two games in and the Packers look unstoppable baby! Nearly 1000 yards on offense in the first eight quarters of the season! And now's the time to revel in that point-scoring glory and certainly not consider how fleeting this sort of feeling has been throughout one's entire existence as a sports fan! 

Who the hell saves their drugs for later? Let's huff that shit right now before Aaron Rodgers gets impaled through the neck with his own femur in week eleven! Wooooo!!

Because it's rare to feel like your team might really be...GOOD. At least for me. Jesus Christ, I've cheered for the Iowa State Cyclones and New York Mets without fail for decades and haven't felt all that rewarded for it beyond the endless jokes, but every now and then...oh man. I watched ISU play that juggernaut Oklahoma State team in 2011 and get a win they had no business pulling off and jumped around my apartment like a maniac. 

I was completely insane during the Mets' 2015 World Series run. They started out the first half of that season as themselves, but then went on this crazy tear and signed a Mack truck of a hitter at the deadline and proceeded to beat the shit out of everyone. It was fucking incredible. And then they led every World Series game going into the eighth inning but still lost four of five. I was at a Halloween beer tasting party while watching game four that year and was so annoyed when they blew it that I refused to keep drinking, which is not normal from me. Fucking Mets.

But never mind that shit and rah rah rah for now! At least for that one team I love, who might be going somewhere again this year. Probably not though, let's be real. I've been watching these cheeselumps for decades too. They'll make the playoffs but everyone's ACLs will turn to dust immediately afterward. But my other rooting interest will surely be improved next year, right? No, not that one. That one either. 

*SIGH* *coyote howls in the distance*

Anyway, go Packers!