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  • cdavid508
  • Apr 16, 2021
  • 1 min read

No matter what you tell her, my auntie Nim will maintain the opposite.


My mother urged me to be a cardiologist, but my heart wasn't in it.


I was on schedule to cook the perfect dinner, but I ran out of thyme.


My Uyghur family gathered to enjoy dinner, until we realized we only had red china.


I was Chauvin my way to the front of the line to be a Minnesota cop, but now it Daunte seem Wright.


Veep playing bridge at the Senior Center: Bid No Trump and was met by dead calm, ala Harris wins the Bid'n.

 
 
 

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