There’s that

Attending a protest parade doesn’t appeal to me. I’ve been socially distancing since I was three.

I’m flesh and blood and something more, sentient being knocking at your door.

I’m gonna invent a gene that allows you to change your skin color like a chameleon. The world will be like “Did that just happen?” A black janitor walks into an all-white board meeting, but as he crosses the meeting room threshold to empty the wastebasket he appears white to the board. Since the eccentric head of the company has not yet arrived the board members assume this guy is him. After all, he’s dressed so like the CEO.