You tell me

Why is it that I’m still trying to seduce her? We’ve been married for forty years and I’m still trying to win her over. I’m pretty sure the rest of my life will be spent trying. It’s a pretty good gig though.

I anxiously await your entry into our bedroom. You appear in the doorway, negligee clad body backlit by the hallway light.

Not really. I imagined that as I fell asleep. Why does it take you so long to come to bed?

The happiest moments of my life are when I do or say something that makes my wife laugh.