You were saying?

The water doesn’t seem that deep. Let’s wade across.

I’m so high I bet I can fly.

I’m not too old, Marta, I’ll adjust the roof antenna. Where’s the ladder?

life jackets are for pussys.

Grizzlies back down when confronted. Watch.

Fuck that “Buckle up. It’s the law.”

I’ll pack my own chute.

Look. You just stick your arm between the elevator doors and they reopen. Watch.

You don’t really have to hold onto the stairwell rail as you descend. Here, give me your bags, I’ll show you.

That third rail thing is a myth. Watch.

We’re in the walkway, they have to stop.

The ice is thick enough.

Let me just kick the last of that branch into the chipper.

Uber? Fuck Uber. I’ll drive.

We’ve got the right of way.

It’ll probably heal on its own

She’s upset, not homicidal.

You won’t believe how fast this baby can go.

Ahh, I don’t think we need to de-ice.