Somehow, whilst web surfing I happened upon a Wikipedia page ‘waist chopping’ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist_chop?wprov=sfti1 I...

She shed nary a teardrop when I told her “I’m through with you.” She looked right through me and said, “Maybe, but I’m not through with...

I found this post-it on my wife’s office desk: “The wolf rips the throat of the weakest ewe. The lion pounces, kills and...

(lyrics by me; music and performance by my much more talented wife) Tonya was a corporate raider Bilked your uncles and aunts Poster girl...

Hi, I’m Andante. This guy’s my brother, Largo. We own the molasses factory in the village. Nice to meet you Andante, Largo. I’m Allegro....

Emily coughs into her white linen handkerchief. Retracting it from her face she’s both unsurprised and undisappointed to see a mist of...

My brother described a horrible accident witnessed by two of his friends - and you know it’s bad if it involves a wood chipper: Three...

I grasp the sleeve of her iridescent, snow-white toga; she gingerly leads me back to the bottom of the wadi. But it’s all different now....

Her arm drapes across my chest and her hand nestles in my right armpit. My arm is draped over hers and I’m gently kneading her biceps....

Pulled these off my basement bookshelf; I know I need to cull my collection of things I once knew. I’ve been leafing through these...

Shhh. Shhhhh. Relax. You’re a pebble dropped upon a placid pond. Your existence radiates outward. Serenity abounds. Oh! Jesus fuck! Get...

Remember that third date? I invited you to dinner at my place? You reluctantly agreed. But you agreed! I felt so relieved and so, so,...

Never understood the quantum world. You won’t either. It’s something like this: Hi. I’m Jenna. I’m better known as Schrodinger’s cat....

Recent events bring to mind ’The Masque of the Red Death.’ Trump Is Prospero, though far more hapless, surrounded by his royalty in the...

And I don’t give a fuck about your fucky fucky fuckedness!” Yeah. Reckon she’s pissed. I can usually tell. She’ll channel Mort Sahl and...

His first name is really Addison, you know. He can't even be honest about his goddamned name. In Old English Addison means "son of Adam,"...

It wasn't our first date. We'd played around before. We'd toyed together in the hot tub of politics. Not exactly sure when I decided to...

It always amazes me that my crazy behavior early in life didn't result in maim and death. Of myself, which would have been acceptable to...

“I’m so cold!”, Lucy cries while sitting in drenched clothing on the steps of the Supreme Court. Lucy has accompanied her mama to protest...

Two games in and the Packers look unstoppable baby! Nearly 1000 yards on offense in the first eight quarters of the season! And now's the...