Getting drowsy… Nose begins pointing 10 degrees below horizontal. In my fugue state I’m sighting down the barrel of my AR-15, taking out...

Hi. Peter, nee Saul, here. Just a quick post about what’s up, pup. Freaky incident recently: I was a little tipsy, mounted my ass and...

MY HOUSE, ANY DAY NOW (doorbell rings) ADAM: (opening door) Hi, what can I hel...wait, it's you! Where the fuck have you been? THE GRIM...

7) SLOTH What do you even want me to argue here? Of course this is last. Who gives a damn? Pass the tortilla chips. I'm sure as hell not...

SUPREME COURT BUILDING, INT. WEST CONFERENCE ROOM, PRESENT DAY CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS: Well, an immigration case was inevitable. It's...

Feelin’ blue blue blue blue blue. Feeling blue. How ‘bout you? How did the blues, well, become the Blues? Or is it the other way around?...

The water doesn’t seem that deep. Let’s wade across. I’m so high I bet I can fly. I’m not too old, Marta, I’ll adjust the roof antenna....

Joy. She’s what I want. She always crosses the street whenever we’re about to meet. Her sister Eve, however, always keeps coming;...

Oooommmm…. I’d like prime.…. I drifted and wondered why wasn’t one a prime number. Which led to “What is the definition of a prime...

Remember the piper? The guy with all those children living in that rat-infested house on 12th street? Remember how he was always bitterly...

Of course I remember him. Who wouldn't? Growing up in Magna Graecia, there was no escaping that loudmouth, and I was "lucky" enough to...

Dirty undies indeed. But in the wake of the Supreme Court deciding affirmative action is a silly ploy, we may as well talk about being...

I've been waiting a long time to dance on this piece of shit's grave. But finally, finally, finally, Pat Robertson is a dead...

SUPREME COURT BUILDING, INT. WEST CONFERENCE ROOM, PRESENT DAY CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS: Okay, we have a big decision in front of us...

Marley's mad. His mug is no mask and means we're minutes from a messy meltdown, malicious or not. Marley minds his manners but makes for...

Shhhh! Feel the wind. This downward spiral Is temporary, Not the end. Quicksand won’t drown you. It’s not like a boa wrapped around you....

John was a trip. John dropped into my life in the late 70’s when he joined the staff at the research lab in Idaho Falls, Idaho. He...

My dad’s last words to me. Mom’s too. My therapist’s ‘session over’ meme. But it’s not. It doesn’t even seem possible that it could be...

Let me guess: you've never heard of me. And I don't mean me specifically or my name, which is Lucidephiusm, for the record. I'm talking...