My arm gets scratched. Nice scab forms. The healing is progressing well. Just leave it alone. Yet I, I’m so so tempted to peel it off...

Walking home this morning, I saw a funeral procession drive by that consisted of maybe eight cars following the hearse and felt sorry for...

It’s probably not uncommon to think it’s all about you. You’d get over it with a quick trip to the slough. Let’s go. I know the denizens...

Silly me. I thought we’d agree. That space and time shouldn’t be used in a rhyme; that Eve caused The Fall; that your breasts are a bit...

Starting over? Nah. Just starting. Ja? Where you go? Dunno. See that vista yonder that looks a whole bunch like the ending of that movie...

So I’m at Janet’s place for a party. My contribution is a case of fruit I brought back from my Caribbean vacation. I know Janet from the...

Done with my routine, I’m cooling down by walking through the gym. I pass this woman and her daughter. The mom’s t-shirt says something...

MERE MORTALS: Things are bad. Right? You, like me, look’n for work? Shit! We be lucky if we ever work’n agin. God damn COVID thing gonna...

There’s this homophobic Islamic suicide bomber who longs to be a martyr. “So looking forward to that reward of 72 virgins.” (Psst-he’s...

I once worked as a bartender at a seaside resort for a summer. A guy comes in, slaps some money on the bar and says, “Gimme a near beer.”...

Linguistic sinkholes. They’re everywhere: I’m dreaming I’m daydreaming; words swirl about, coalescing into a nascent thought: “It seems...

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.” So fucking true. I’m in the...

“You’re just so stiff!” She spat at me, disgustedly. That thought/sentence streaks - think lighting- across the ebony sky that is my...

ZOOM MEETING, TUESDAY MORNING CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS: Good morning, everyone! Wait, is it just you so far, Brett? JUSTICE BRETT...

You know it’s really okay. I’ll survive. Oh My God! It’s, it’s a tornado inside my head. So much energy expended looking and acting...

I sometimes feel _________ Yeah. Fill in the blank. It’s what we do. Tonight I’ve penciled in ‘alive’ Suppose you need to fill that blank...

I baked pork loin for dinner. Infused with rosemary, thyme, Montreal steak seasoning and olive oil. Thirty minutes later it’s done. But...

So I got up this morning and had a breakfast beer and a martini. Booz’n and cruise’n thru my day. Talk’n mellow. Sometime into this...

Gym is all about tightening up skeletal muscles. No one thinks about tightening sphincters. Know why? Cause almost all gym rats are...

“Well hello stranger. Missed me?” She’s dressed in a crimson sari. It’s incongruous, yet perfectly right. Her red hair flows down her...