Yeah I’m moving to Phoenix before the water’s all gone. Gonna plant me an acre of green grass lawn. Water it on Monday, Friday too. Mow...

Why is it that I’m still trying to seduce her? We’ve been married for forty years and I’m still trying to win her over. I’m pretty sure...

Sitting on a bar stool Watching my youngest son play pool. Pearl street in Boulder Colorado. I’m missing my mom She doesn’t pick up the...

I’m sitting at my new day/nite job serving. Taking orders and asking simple questions. Ketchup? Or fry sauce? I wake up every morning...

One of the things I like about being here is that you can’t get here from there. I’m pretty sure getting from here to there is also...

Señor, do not forget your sombrero. Señora , you will need your serape. It will be both both hot and ice cold in the Sonora desert, your...

About the haiku. Is it structured so because it’s hard to express oneself in fewer words? Let me present abbreviated haiku: 5 7 5 goes to...

Humans waking up, their bed surrounded by endangered species sardonically saying in unison, “Thanks, man.”

That skeletal in a cowl has to go. Let’s get rid of the scythe too. What’s left? A Coca-Cola commercial.

Nitrogen. Yup. Starts like this - Pandora’s playing hotel California I’m smoking the first joint in the last several months. And then...

Got an MRI on my hips today. Prior to lying down They asked me for tunes I’d like to listen to whilst being scanned. “Eh, 70’s rock I...

Last thing I remember was drawing a picture of our dog Rufus jumping on daddy’s lap. My Father’s Day card for daddy. A bad man with a gun...

Hi, I’m Alice. This is my friend, Richard Cory - Of Simon and Garfunkel fame. I used to work in his factory. Never heard of him? Don’t...

Fuck! Drunken ass bitch busts into my bathroom as I sit on the toilet. WTF escapes my mouth as I watch this gal do the two step stumble...

So I've run across two pictures that resonate on the neural network that is my brain. This first one I believe I found somewhere on...

It's pretty cool when I wake up happy, fresh from a dream of what could have been. Then reality intrudes. But slowly. The dream fades as...

“Remember me? Remember me?” I shout as your entourage passes. You smile. Snidely? How would I know? I reach out but You’re gone. I think...

i push open the door whistling ‘Nobody knows the troubles I’ve seen…’ “Oh Oh Oh. Fuck you! Arrogant Asshole!“, is suddenly spat at me....

He ambled out of the hospital as I was coming in to work. He, wild eyed, accosted me, “Can you shut ur brain off? Can u deny and...

The weather’s been running at twenty, so the outdoor ice rinks are open. I lace up my skates, stand and wobble a bit as I breathe out a...